Now I’m going to be forgotten and replaced. One of my greatest fears.
And I know whoever takes my place, will be a better me than I ever was.
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
The bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and TACO PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
the only thing i have left to lose is my virginity
my IQ test results were negative
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
reblog if youre not a noob (must not be a noob to reblog this)
do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face
a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me