*tags one post NSFW*
ASSTITTYBUTTFUCKSLUTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
PROLAPSEDMILFANUSES IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
TAKINGGIANTDICKSINMYNOSTRILS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
ASIANTEENCAKEFARTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
LESBIANNIPPLECUNT IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
thanks for pointing out my flaw haha it’s not like i
tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
"hey let me just check tumblr before i go to sleep" hahahahha wrong choice
family guy is sexist, racist, homophobic, and transphobic on a regular basis but the people who watch it don’t get offended until seth macfarlane kills a dog that isn’t real
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.
"internet relationships aren’t real" well neither is your hair color mom but you don’t see me talkin shit
no mom you’re grounded
can’t wait to own dogs with u
No matter how good things are, there will always be solitary nights you spend in your bedroom, in a car, or in a party full of your closest friends when it feels like the walls are caving in.
Story Behind Your Date of Birth
Jan 1 - Dec 31
- u gay
Black Friday Sext: My pants are 90% off.
*ride operator voice* please keep your lols omgs and your “I tried to scroll past this”s inside the tags at all times ladies and gents